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The Four Ninja Food Groups

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

It smelled of burnt pig parts...

Fueled by fowl smelling chinese food, and no will of my own to live, I have decided to flip the fuck out. Entirely. Too depressed to go through with the drudgery of Seppuku I turned to jazz.

3 Comments:

Blogger PitStopPenelope said...

What's wrong with pirates????

"Pieces of eight"
"Pieces of eight"
"Pieces of eight"
"Pieces of eight"
"Pieces of eight"
"Pieces of eight"
"Pieces of eight"
"Pieces of eight"
"Pieces of eight"

8:21 PM  
Blogger muffin said...

You do not sound like a ninja, you sound like a ninja-bitch. Stop your weeping. Surely, your meal included an eggroll and a fortune cookie, but you must take the vengeance for yourself. Once you've slain the fowl, foul buccaneering cook-staff of said restaurant, you'll feel much better. The problem with slaying chinese, though, is that you're blood-thirsty only half-an-hour later.

9:14 AM  
Blogger fmragtops said...

Dude, that's just wroooooong!

2:28 PM  

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