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Thursday, March 10, 2005

My plot to take over begins now!

The restaurant staff below our office hiked a beautiful slab of food up the stairs and served it to us (HARD.) This reminded me of the importance of having an intercom linked directly to coffee (and the occasional fruit wedge). While seated and being productive, simply press coffee intercom and friendly personS will get it to you without skipping a beat. Law offices and advertising agencies have this service because they can afford to install such institutions on the premises, We however can make a mighty compromise by affording to work above a coffee shop. Incidentally, coffee shop staff can provide a healthy link to the outside world: assuming they are not pirates. My plan is of course coming together perfectly, I can feel it in my pants. .

Now back to our regularly scheduled melancholy.

Every day would be great, if it was not part of living... so have a nice one A-HOLE!

A-HOLE= ( * )

5 Comments:

Anonymous dirk said...

You have some growing up to do. Quit thinkin about food and go read a goddamned book, take a night class, do something worthwhile instead of dragging your sorry waking-carcass to the stifling'Office" all day, then blowing off your repression by posting idiotic messages on the web. It is my duty to erase ignorance in the world, so I thought I'd start with you!

3:19 PM  
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11:36 AM  
Blogger fmragtops said...

Dude, people who believe that it is their "duty" to impose their wills on others have a tendancy to get erased themselves.

BTW, who assigned you this duty? Do you get paid. I hope you are not paid with federal state or local tax dollars since you are terrible at your "duty". What makes you think that posting idiotic messages on the website of those you deem to be ignorant will make them less ignorant.

This was an exercise in futility. My futility is PUMPED right now.

11:39 AM  
Blogger Ron said...

Where can I get that shirt?

6:23 AM  
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