Real Ninjas' In Every Bite!

My abilities are ALL impaired today, as well they should be since the amount of alcohol consumed last night will make normal activities challenges for weeks to come. The level of stupidity I have exhibited today is simply scary. Putting on a sweater, getting out of a car, depositing a check all become insurmountable feats. Later, I looked with anxiety at simple tasks before me, just trying to guess how I was going to manage to make it excruciating and painful. They just kept feeding me shots!

More when my brain is slouching less.