The Four Ninja Food Groups
posted by PANT | 12:23 PM
Blog this, ninja. Ninjas are still stuck in a feudal killer mindset. They only use swords and poisons and sharp-pointy, oh my. Pirates have at least moved into the capitalist age, albeit only the naval aspect thereof. They kill with swords, true, but also cannon and lasers. They have a grip on the zeitgeist. Filthy pantaloons are the new black, bitch.
Only an ignorant pirate wouldnt understand the true way of the ninja. Anyway id like to see a pirate crew continue to function when their grog is poisoned in the night. there would eitheir be a mutiny in no time, or more likely the morrons would drink it any way and the crew would reduced to a parrot.as for PANT, do not associate testing with weakness, the day a ninja is not tested is the day he learns nor improves.
Relax, the edge. I'm only Pant baiting with my pro-pirate post. It's my own fault of course. I, of all people, should know that ninjas are hot-tempered.
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