A side note
To my great disappointment, I was informed today that the Kawasaki Ninja is not, in fact, a genetically engineered, vat-grown clone assassin manufactured specifically for the Tessier-Ashpool corporation.
It is actually a rather lame sport motorcycle that is prone to breakdowns and humiliation in the quarter-mile.
In other news, pirates still blow goats.
It is actually a rather lame sport motorcycle that is prone to breakdowns and humiliation in the quarter-mile.
In other news, pirates still blow goats.
posted by motomike | 6:53 PM
6 Comments:
you guys are funny.
It may be be a sucky motorcycle, but it is still better than riding a real ninja. I mean, those guys can only run 70, 80 tops. And, have you ever tried climbing on a ninja's back? Riding a ninja is only marginally safer than riding a motorcycle.
fully ay!
Arrr maties, tis the 2000's! Is this anti-pirate prejudice really necessary? It is our ability to buckle mad swash and shanghai all the fly wenches that has you distressed? Cause we be not tryna start no beef, we be be out only fer the essentials: Broads, grog and a good fight now and then.
your blog sucks
I doubt the majority of your blog readers know what Tessier-Ashpool is dude. That is why cyberpunk steeped Mythic creatures will rule this infosphere. We are NinjaPirates. The ultimate amalgam. Taste my fury. And my toecheese. Sucka.
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