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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Women, lose weight

Well, it is spring in glorious Clemson, and so I've once again resumed my hobby of ogling, barking, and walking into lampposts. However, over the long winter, I do believe that most of the women in town have gained a few pounds. This is an outrage. Why should the quality of my leering be decreased just because these women don't have the self-control to starve themselves in the weeks before spring? Thus, we must start a campaign to reduce the self-esteem of the entire female population, making them more eager to please us.

12 Comments:

Blogger indentured servant said...

shit, sorry tommy, i put a comment for you under "Sin City should have more food" my bad. k8

3:06 PM  
Blogger Eszter said...

bastard :-)

8:04 AM  
Blogger atraiu said...

amen to that one brother. we need to get those flabby women into a gym.

11:03 AM  
Blogger ticharu said...

what you all need is hard work and a lean diet!

4:55 AM  
Blogger TwistedNoggin said...

Well, I've been meaning to get back into practicing boxing regularly, just for the excersize. Anybody want to be the bag? (kidding)

8:35 AM  
Anonymous The High School Ninja said...

Muffin, my man, you are too right. There is no girl who couldn't stand to drop a few pounds, in the name of male pleasure.

6:28 PM  
Blogger Johnny Butane said...

heck ya btw do you mean the south carolina clemson if so your a filthy ! (wonder where I'm gonna go to collage?)


one guess

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sorry i just do that everynow and then i have no control i really am sorry

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Anonymous wex said...

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