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The Four Ninja Food Groups

Monday, May 23, 2005

For general Ninja health and hygiene

25 Comments:

Blogger muffin said...

I would like to point out that vengence is one of the ninja food-groups. So, enough blather about ninjas and pirates getting along, how else can ninjas sustain themselves? If we don't slaughter pirates at every opportunity, how else can we survive? Sure, we flip out and kill shit, but that's just fun. Assassinating random bystanders is murder, not vengeance. Pirates, however, have pissed us off, and so, must be offed in order to for us to get our protein and beta-carotine.

5:56 PM  
Anonymous Bottom Feeder said...

So, how do I know if I'm a pirate or a ninja?

7:16 PM  
Blogger muffin said...

Do you bathe? Is "Arrrr" your favorite letter? Do you think that baggy blouses are the cat's meow? No? You're no pirate. Do you flip out and kill shit all the time? Do you own a pair of katanas and/or an electric guitar? Do you look good in black? You might be a ninja.

8:49 AM  
Blogger Angry Chavez said...

Vengeance must be a convenient "on the go" meal... since it never has to be heated up.

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Jason said...

This is a really cool blog

3:55 PM  
Blogger J41M3 said...

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5:07 PM  
Blogger J41M3 said...

Couldn't ninjas just kill the makers of scones?

5:10 PM  
Blogger Tomillo said...

Arrrr! Ye ninjas be a blight on the earth that must be scourged!

6:04 PM  
Blogger koalaMan said...

A cool drink of water on a hot summer day can revive a weary body and rejuvinate a spirit. That's sorta how I see vengeance. Life is full of continuums... situations arise that just don't ever seem to get resolved! I think that is why vengeance invigorates me.

I do have to correct you, muffin, on one thing. Pirates constitute an aweful source nutrients; those scurvy-ridden, berri-berri infested seamen are more likely to give you a buzz off on account of their rum content than they are to actually provide any nutrition. I say this because, ninja to ninja, I worry about your health. For protein, I recommend a nice shrimp eggroll. Similarly, may I recommend an egg bagel with carrot cream cheese for beta carotine.

8:34 PM  
Blogger Storm Trooper said...

No kidding...no kidding. Tell it like is, sister! I loves them ninjas! Yeah!

9:31 PM  
Blogger Tink said...

I liked your attitude on scones, although from time to time I make them. I like to bake, breads is my specialty.

3:57 AM  
Blogger Gohlico said...

Cookies rock! My cookies are delicious in a deadly way.

5:28 AM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Ninjas

1. Wussies who hide and backstab
2. Bad Dressers
3. Brainwahsed

Pirates

1. Poor gramatical skills
2. Poor hygiene
3. Constantly worried about "the treasure

Screw 'em all, lets all become Jedi instead

6:48 AM  
Blogger Shnitzmaster said...

If you like this, you'll love the Log Blog

8:32 AM  
Blogger crane said...

ninjas-
Japanese assasins, terrorists

Pirates
Japanese armies raiding the Chinese coast-mmm.... terrorists, also

Jedi-
Lucas's version of a Japanese Samurai.... with powers


how about let's all be businessmen.

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1:22 PM  
Blogger Ovedya said...

Ninjas: Consider yourselves "tagged" (as it were).

http://ovedya.blogspot.com/2005/05/mmmm-beach-slothing.html

3:35 PM  
Blogger EmailHosting.com said...

Thanks for the health and hygiene information. We all need to focus more on that in America than we do.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Gern said...

I dunno about you guys, but long-term...my money is on the pirates.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First off, should I become a pirate or a ninja (or a sane person)? I consider myself a pirate as of now and how would I go about taking my pirateness to the next level of pirateocity? Sometimes late at night, I think of becoming a ninja, but my mom comes in a smacks me for masturbating. I wish I could master the ninja star and throw it at her. Any input about my pirate/ninja alter egos would be appreciated. THANKS GUYS! ........cough.....cough...fags.......cough......mmmmm

8:07 PM  
Blogger Thor said...

I officially love this site. I am a ninja (we HAVE traced our blood back), however, I sometimes wonder your authenticity. Ninjas were not recorded to have used katanas. Ninjas usually went for a stab, which is nearly impossicble with a curved blade. They usually used a strait blade. They were not terrorists, they were assasins. Terrorists kill to *gasp* stike TERROR (get it? terror, terrorist?)
Sure Jedi are great, but they don't exist. Ninjas do. Anyway... I forget what i was going to say.

7:08 AM  
Blogger muffin said...

right, right. Next Thor will be telling us that Ninjas don't have guitars or frisbees.

8:26 AM  
Blogger Atat said...

You know what's scary? I think I'm a ninja-pirate crossbreed.

6:49 PM  
Blogger please dont delete me im elmo said...

priates
stupid people with no hygine

jedi
sameria nockoffs (hate samrias)

ninja
scardy-cats with black costume

demons are the way to go

8:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a sword, and look best in black...
I have no parrot (living, anyway) and my swash is never buckled...
As for hygiene - one should always comb one's teeth and brush one's hair!

7:18 PM  
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