The Four Ninja Food Groups
posted by muffin | 5:51 PM
I would like to point out that vengence is one of the ninja food-groups. So, enough blather about ninjas and pirates getting along, how else can ninjas sustain themselves? If we don't slaughter pirates at every opportunity, how else can we survive? Sure, we flip out and kill shit, but that's just fun. Assassinating random bystanders is murder, not vengeance. Pirates, however, have pissed us off, and so, must be offed in order to for us to get our protein and beta-carotine.
So, how do I know if I'm a pirate or a ninja?
Do you bathe? Is "Arrrr" your favorite letter? Do you think that baggy blouses are the cat's meow? No? You're no pirate. Do you flip out and kill shit all the time? Do you own a pair of katanas and/or an electric guitar? Do you look good in black? You might be a ninja.
Vengeance must be a convenient "on the go" meal... since it never has to be heated up.
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Couldn't ninjas just kill the makers of scones?
Arrrr! Ye ninjas be a blight on the earth that must be scourged!
A cool drink of water on a hot summer day can revive a weary body and rejuvinate a spirit. That's sorta how I see vengeance. Life is full of continuums... situations arise that just don't ever seem to get resolved! I think that is why vengeance invigorates me.I do have to correct you, muffin, on one thing. Pirates constitute an aweful source nutrients; those scurvy-ridden, berri-berri infested seamen are more likely to give you a buzz off on account of their rum content than they are to actually provide any nutrition. I say this because, ninja to ninja, I worry about your health. For protein, I recommend a nice shrimp eggroll. Similarly, may I recommend an egg bagel with carrot cream cheese for beta carotine.
No kidding...no kidding. Tell it like is, sister! I loves them ninjas! Yeah!
I liked your attitude on scones, although from time to time I make them. I like to bake, breads is my specialty.
Cookies rock! My cookies are delicious in a deadly way.
Ninjas1. Wussies who hide and backstab2. Bad Dressers3. BrainwahsedPirates1. Poor gramatical skills2. Poor hygiene3. Constantly worried about "the treasureScrew 'em all, lets all become Jedi instead
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Thanks for the health and hygiene information. We all need to focus more on that in America than we do.
I dunno about you guys, but long-term...my money is on the pirates.What the hell is wrong with you people?
First off, should I become a pirate or a ninja (or a sane person)? I consider myself a pirate as of now and how would I go about taking my pirateness to the next level of pirateocity? Sometimes late at night, I think of becoming a ninja, but my mom comes in a smacks me for masturbating. I wish I could master the ninja star and throw it at her. Any input about my pirate/ninja alter egos would be appreciated. THANKS GUYS! ........cough.....cough...fags.......cough......mmmmm
I officially love this site. I am a ninja (we HAVE traced our blood back), however, I sometimes wonder your authenticity. Ninjas were not recorded to have used katanas. Ninjas usually went for a stab, which is nearly impossicble with a curved blade. They usually used a strait blade. They were not terrorists, they were assasins. Terrorists kill to *gasp* stike TERROR (get it? terror, terrorist?)Sure Jedi are great, but they don't exist. Ninjas do. Anyway... I forget what i was going to say.
right, right. Next Thor will be telling us that Ninjas don't have guitars or frisbees.
You know what's scary? I think I'm a ninja-pirate crossbreed.
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I have a sword, and look best in black...I have no parrot (living, anyway) and my swash is never buckled...As for hygiene - one should always comb one's teeth and brush one's hair!
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