I'm fine with his raw food kick, I've been baked for 25 minutes at 350.
Why would a delicious breakfast snack seek to master the ways of ninjitsu? Self-preservation, bitch! Since I've escaped the burning burningness of my steel womb, I've fought a never-ending battle against those that would devour me. I'm succulent, is that my fault? The path has been difficult; it is very hard to assassinate hungry commuters when you lack limbs and sensory organs. My favorite technique is to hide poison needles in my paper cover, waft my delicious blueberry odor at my quarry, and when they lean in to grasp me, BAM! they die. As for Koalaman, good luck with the raw food thing, now I might not have to kill you. As for the rest of you, Fear my blueberry vengeance!
posted by muffin | 7:15 AM
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We bow to your blueberry vengeance!
That sounds like a very crafty technique for a limbless, senseless, succulant pile of baked dough. It's a good thing I go to Smoothy King for breakfast in hopes of not being felled by your blueberry vengeance.
Great article!!! Don't worry, I go for strawberries!
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It is your destiny to be eaten...!
i love your website. it's kinda cool to see what ninjas do in their spare time besides kick people in the face and disappear in the woods in a cloud of smoke. something about blueberrys demands vengeance... im not sure what it is but it's there. i hope you read my short story. it's at http://newjoan.blogspot.com
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The fury of a ninja is only matched by the wrath of a blueberry
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How the fuck does a muffin type? Actally, wait--here's a better question for everyone: How do Wookies pronounce thier own names?
I don't know... I think I could withstand the needles, but I am allergic to wheat. :(
I'd take on Wolverine, but I forfeit to you, muffy.
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Muffins have to be eaten. It is the only way.
devin tomaney, surely you must realize that as both a ninja and a muffin I have a wide range of assassination techniques. I would not reveal my only technique should enemies be blogging.
miranda moure, Chewbacca's name is not actually "Chewbacca" in the wookiee/wounded muskrat language. His name is actually ewwwchhyyra. That means "chewing tobacco".
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This is a very curious blog.
I'm not sure what to make of it yet, but I'll definitely keep reading.
Thanks guys!
wookies break everything.
including blueberry muffins. BEWARE!
Great blog, Muffin! Although I prefer rasberries... they tend to be mushy which is not to my liking ^_^
Don't mind me.
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fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do you ever have any vegetarian recipies?
Thank you for giving me (and others) interesting material to read. Reading blogs is a great joy and allows us to experience so much more than the traditional media/literature.
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Oh!! Now I get it. Thanks for clearing that up, muffin. Apparently your awesome ninja prowess is not limited to matters of mere combat, but also stretches into the realms of the mind and star wars trivia. Most excellent.
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Arr! I challenge you, ninja! I mock your ninja-ness and do not fear "the blueberry vengeance." Any of my swabbies could defeat you and your pastry. ;)
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There is an inner zen to the blueberry that is undoubtedly lacking in other berries (the blackberry, though my favorite, lacks this zen...) I am humbled in the presence of a truly fruity sensei (and notice how Deuce the Pirate seeks to lure you into the age old battle of Pirates vs. Ninja... it would be interesting to hear a blueberry's view on this war)
I've had blueberry poured out upon my humble colon - now i cook everything within an inch of burnt!
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Try duplicating yourself in a foil wrapped cloning extravaganza, launching bean and chilli genetic variants of yourself on the world at large. Once consumed in an honourable battle to the death by mankinf around the world, you will be reincarnated as a big brown dogs egg. Once filtered back to the sea through the ceramic pipes of justice, you can start a an army of underwater beings return to the shore for your vengeance
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the way tyte a$$ name who would have thought of a name with ninja in it. "Bow to the mighty Ninja Group" NOT!! jp with ya laters
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Wow what a tyte A$$ Article you have here by
the way tyte a$$ name who would have thought of a name with ninja in it. "Bow to the mighty Ninja Group" NOT!! jp with ya laters
very informative n fun to read.
keep up the good work.
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I think you are interested in ninja aren't you?? I am Japanese but I do not know about ninja very much. Could they move so fast? Could they run the surface of the water? I wish I was ninja!!
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Real ninjas eat corn muffins (the breakfast of a ninja champ)the bluberries slow them down.
Watch out for them they be slick.
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