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Friday, September 09, 2005

All clothing should be black

A thought occurred to me while stalking a crepe vendor the other day. Whereas I don't wear any clothing, I do notice the clothing of those around me. After all, humans all look alike to me, and so while instructing younger pastries, I'm all like "No, kill the one in the green shirt." What I've noticed is this: while so-called hipsters have been wearing vintage clothing for years, now all of the major clothing chains are selling faux "vintage" shirts. I'm talking like Abercrombie and Fitch 1972, or Old Navy hopscotch team and shit like that. It's kinda lame, but I am looking forward, in fifteen years time, to being able to go to the Salvation Army and purchasing a shirt that is both real vintage and fake vintage at the same time.

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12:30 PM  
Blogger Kay-D said...

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I agree, all clothing should be black.

And I think Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch should be burned to the cement foundation.

9:59 PM  
Blogger The Professor of Historical Sarcasm said...

Kinda like Roman copies of Greek statues. Once they were cheap barbarian crap, but now they're are respectable, prized even. Of course, in many cases we don't have the orginals.

5:41 AM  
Blogger the flea said...

so, if all clothing were black, and you had to tell the younger pastries which human to kill, how would you identify them? could there be at least 2 colors?

9:08 AM  
Blogger Milkshake said...

Both real vintage and fake vintage...

That is beautiful, and that means alot coming from me, 'cause I'm a writer. It's like seeing something on TV--It must be true.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Thaozee said...

I have a hate for faux vintage shirts. They don't cost like "vintage". And when I say cost like "vintage", I mean I am a tightarse.

11:19 PM  
Anonymous Jennifren said...

Ahoy!

I found this a very profound yet ninja-like posting!

Speakin' o' ninjas, what think ye o' this?

http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/730.html

4:40 PM  
Blogger The Professor of Historical Sarcasm said...

Jenni! that was laugh out loud funny!

But isn't your mp3 player even smaller, around the size of a dime?

7:53 PM  
Blogger Milkshake said...

Whao--just checked the Team 'Loin site--did I hear corrctly...that Kristen and Pant will be gracing SF with thier presence? THAT RULES. HARD.
Counts, Big D and The Allmighty Queer Comandeer are also patiently waiting your arrival. Mathisen of the "Ill Quill" will probably be pretty stoked too.
--M
[p.s.--We'll party like Punk Rockstars.]

4:58 PM  
Blogger Milkshake said...

Oh!! One more thing--If he's not already, Thao will be hella jealous, or at least he should be (who's the man now, Thao!! Mwuhahahahaah!!).

4:59 PM  
Blogger The Professor of Historical Sarcasm said...

What kind of ninjas are you? Didn't you notice that it's Talk Like a Pirate day? Why aren't all these philistines dead?! I've had to spend all day correcting their atrocious Early Modern English!

At least the Black Prince, when he sets his mind to slaughter, as he did on this day 649 years ago, he does it.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous jennifren said...

Ahoy & avast, like the perfessor sed, today be Talk Like a Pirate Day. You scurvy ninja dogs don't even have a post on the subject. Shiver me timbers!!!

2:47 PM  
Blogger muffin said...

Of course we don't, we be ninjas! Arrrgh!

11:11 AM  
Blogger transience said...

or we could all morph into the mod squad anti-goth. do people come in groups like those nowadays? not sure. but still, like all things real and fake vintage, this post screamed supreme panache. i like.

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