Eggroll, Bagel, Cookie, Vengeance

The Four Ninja Food Groups

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

I'm here now.

Sorry It took so long. I had spring break and not much reason to go online. But now, I promise that everytime I procrastinate writing a paper, doing research, or turning in homework, that when I'm not masturbating over picture of your mom, I'll be posting.

Friday, March 18, 2005

Real Ninjas' In Every Bite!

My abilities are ALL impaired today, as well they should be since the amount of alcohol consumed last night will make normal activities challenges for weeks to come. The level of stupidity I have exhibited today is simply scary. Putting on a sweater, getting out of a car, depositing a check all become insurmountable feats. Later, I looked with anxiety at simple tasks before me, just trying to guess how I was going to manage to make it excruciating and painful. They just kept feeding me shots!

More when my brain is slouching less.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

My plot to take over ends now!

It has occured to me that I may be too hungry, and too despondent to take over the world just yet. Perhaps a muffin may help.

Plus! Its too HARD! I know you hear what Im saying (and it sounds like waaaHAAAAAA! its hard to make a difference, it just seemed like it would be so easy to change everything to my clever altruistic ideals, but its not, its ...Sniff WAAHHHHHH!)

Sunday, March 13, 2005

A Recent muffin craving may have got me down

But I will get up again.

Tommy Manley better post to this blog soon.
or I will HURT him in the FACE!

HARD

Friday, March 11, 2005

awwwwHELL! Dont make me come at you with this pencil.

I dont EVEN give a fuck. I will come at you and throw this pencil down HARD. I will draw parts of your body you aint-EVEN seen in a mirror. I will humiliate you, and you WILL cry.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

My plot to take over begins now!

The restaurant staff below our office hiked a beautiful slab of food up the stairs and served it to us (HARD.) This reminded me of the importance of having an intercom linked directly to coffee (and the occasional fruit wedge). While seated and being productive, simply press coffee intercom and friendly personS will get it to you without skipping a beat. Law offices and advertising agencies have this service because they can afford to install such institutions on the premises, We however can make a mighty compromise by affording to work above a coffee shop. Incidentally, coffee shop staff can provide a healthy link to the outside world: assuming they are not pirates. My plan is of course coming together perfectly, I can feel it in my pants. .

Now back to our regularly scheduled melancholy.

Every day would be great, if it was not part of living... so have a nice one A-HOLE!

A-HOLE= ( * )

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

It smelled of burnt pig parts...

Fueled by fowl smelling chinese food, and no will of my own to live, I have decided to flip the fuck out. Entirely. Too depressed to go through with the drudgery of Seppuku I turned to jazz.

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Kick Ass

Testing my Ninja Blogging Skills

Not that Ninjas need to test their skills, that kind of weakness is only for Pirates.

Friday, March 04, 2005

The Four Ninja Food Groups

This site will be about Ninjas, for Ninjas, by Ninjas all in Ninja time.

No Pirates will be allowed!